K, so you know what really sucks?
Ed Hardy has a new cologne
so now not only will people look like douche bags but they will smell like douche bags too.
Pine fresh bastards.
When I write my biography I want to call it “Hershal Michaels is better than you and he knows it”. The truth hurts, what can i say? oooo maybe hershal michaels can be to me what slim shady is to eminem, only hershal is more a nerdy jewish accountant then homicidal psychopath, perhaps homicidal jewish accountant. That may not be such a bad thing though, I think the jewish community needs more strong homicidal people in the media, they need to show the world that they can take care of business.
Now its not that i don’t think that there are strong jewish people, they are all great. what I’m saying is there are not enough bat shit crazy jewish people. They need to let loose and spin the dreadel counter clockwise if you know what i mean.
Man, old people are crazy. Thanks robot chicken
-Adam
