does anyone ever get the urge to run down the road in a pink frilly thong? is that just me? probably.
I feel like a thief, a joke thief. only I am not stealing jokes from anyone, just life. and i guess thats not really staling anything its just being observant, which i guess is as much stealing as using a vibrator is cheating.
but then again you are cheating, cheating with the robot people, and if the robot people get a hand up in society they will destroy anything that you love only because they can. It all starts with vibrators, if you buy a vibrator then you are inadvertently destroying humanity. Thanks alot dicks.
yesterday i saw the strangest shaped dildo, it was about 100 feet tall and had a flag on it, i says woah i thought size didnt matter.
IT ALWAYS DOES, YOU ARE NOT A MAN UNLESS YOU HAVE A 100 FOOT PENIS.
