Comicmission

Comicmission: Guns O’ Blazin

comicmission — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 05:36:45 +0000

Back in black…again!

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The end of days; more fragrant then i remember

comicmission — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 06:22:28 +0000

does anyone ever get the urge to run down the road in a pink frilly thong? is that just me? probably.

I feel like a thief, a joke thief. only I am not stealing jokes from anyone, just life. and i guess thats not really staling anything its just being observant, which i guess is as much stealing as using a vibrator is cheating.

but then again you are cheating, cheating with the robot people, and if the robot people get a hand up in society they will destroy anything that you love only because they can. It all starts with vibrators, if you buy a vibrator then you are inadvertently destroying humanity. Thanks alot dicks.

yesterday i saw the strangest shaped dildo, it was about 100 feet tall and had a flag on it, i says woah i thought size didnt matter.

IT ALWAYS DOES, YOU ARE NOT A MAN UNLESS YOU HAVE A 100 FOOT PENIS.

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Rise of the ass clowns

comicmission — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 06:21:11 +0000

K, so you know what really sucks?

Ed Hardy has a new cologne

so now not only will people look like douche bags but they will smell like douche bags too.

Pine fresh bastards.

When I write my biography I want to call it “Hershal Michaels is better than you and he knows it”. The truth hurts, what can i say? oooo maybe hershal michaels can be to me what slim shady is to eminem, only hershal is more a nerdy jewish accountant then homicidal psychopath, perhaps homicidal jewish accountant. That may not be such a bad thing though, I think the jewish community needs more strong homicidal people in the media, they need to show the world that they can take care of business.

Now its not that i don’t think that there are strong jewish people, they are all great. what I’m saying is there are not enough bat shit crazy jewish people. They need to let loose and spin the dreadel counter clockwise if you know what i mean.

Man, old people are crazy. Thanks robot chicken

-Adam

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Thankyou for the kool-aid rev. jim

comicmission — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 03:33:12 +0000

Hey all of no one.

how have you been? i have been busy as all fuck. I just shot a movie that wrapped a few weeks back now. also last time i talk to you all i was applying for jobs, since then i found a job worked through the ranks and became a customer favorite at the bar i was working at…then i was fired. So i guess we have come full circle, now i am looking for work again. after you have had disposable income and the ability to buy anything its hard to go back to not.

I guess on the bright side; when I dont have work i am able to commit more time to wasting your time. I have a bunch of sketch ideas and will hopefully be putting some more comicmission videos up as well.

While i did have a job i was able to spend some of that money on a good laptop so i will have the word at my fingertips so to speak, so making videos should be easier in theory.

-adam

bald men are hott!

comicmission — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 23:04:16 +0000

I have not been updating in a long time, sue me. i had a very good interview for a restaurant today and hopefully the wheels are in motion and i can get a job that pays on a regular basis

You know what i hate; people, all kinds of people. you know the people that just have that face? You know the face, they all have it and it just screams douche bag. Yah those people must have been genetically bread in the worst part of hell, and just because they havent done anything to you per say they still have that face that follows you into the night and haunts your dreams; kinda like freddy kruger.

untill next time

-Adam

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Comicmission: Hump day Motherhumper

comicmission — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 18:50:15 +0000

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Comicmission: Party in the USA

comicmission — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 20:32:20 +0000

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Comicmission: Titular Entertainment

comicmission — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 19:31:57 +0000

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today is a busy day!

comicmission — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 19:14:14 +0000

Sometimes it only takes something shitty to actually give you the kick in the ass to go on and do something. Hopefully this kick in the ass was a big enough one, and hopefully i am actually going to do something with it . I guess its not really a matter of hoping and more so just going out and getting what you want. Now I know what I want, I have the means to make it reality, and I have the ability; there should be no reason for this not to work out. I just have to not procrastinate and keep a level of energy and focus on this project; that might be easier said then done.

Hopefully I will tell you about this project soon!

I love everyone and noone

-Gandi

Comicmission: Cybraphon sounds like a sex toy

comicmission — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 20:12:33 +0000

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